Joe Rogan Quotes

• I wouldn’t totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I’m not going to go out of my way.

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  I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

   

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  I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

   

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• I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

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  I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

   

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  I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion.

   

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• Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

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• Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

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• Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title.

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• Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.

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• Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

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  Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

   

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• After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird.

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Joe Rogan (33)

Birth:	11th August, 1967
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian, Martial Artist, Television Presenter

About

Joseph James Rogan was born in Newark, New Jersey, USA. He is an American stand-up comedian, TV host and retired martial artist. He studied at the University of Massachusetts Boston. After relocating to Los Angeles in 1994, he signed an exclusive developmental deal with Disney, appeared as an actor on the television sitcoms Hardball and NewsRadio, and worked in local comedy clubs. From 2001, he has been the host of several television shows, including Fear Factor, The Man Show, and Joe Rogan Questions Everything. In 2009, he launched his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience.

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