Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

• On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it’s daytime.

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• People’s lives are boring.

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• There’s an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they’re mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they’ve built to look like a temple. It’s just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.

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• That’s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don’t.

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• It’s funny how all of this has worked out – I wasn’t popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I’m throwing up.

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• I’m a terrible golfer.

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• I’m a creative consultant, whatever that means.

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• I only get unusual ailments.

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• I have like fifteen televisions in my house.

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• Almost every week, someone’s mad at me.

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Jimmy Kimmel (30)

Birth:	13th November, 1967
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Television Presenter

About

James Christian Kimmel was born in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. He is an American television host and comedian. He hosted the Primetime Emmy Awards in 2012 and 2016, as well as the Academy Awards in February 2017. He studied at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas and Arizona State University. He received an honorary degree from UNLV in 2013. In 1989, he landed his first paying job alongside Voss as morning drive co-host of The Me and Him Show at KZOK-FM in Seattle, Washington. His role in television include: Win Ben Stein's Money (Game show, co-host), The Man Show (co-host), Crank Yankers (TV show), Jimmy Kimmel Live! (host), and The Andy Milonakis Show.

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