Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren’t for lies, there’d be no sex.
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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, s*x is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
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Birth: | 29th April, 1954 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Comedian, Producer, Screenwriter |
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld was born in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA. He is an American comedian, screenwriter and producer. In his stand-up comedy career, he is known for specializing in observational comedy, often ranting about relationships and embarrassing social situations. He earned a BA degree in communications and theater from Queens College, City University of New York. His role in several films include: Comedian (documentary film), Bee Movie (only voice, Also co-writer and producer), Quality Balls (documentary film), and Top Five. His role in television include: The Ratings Game (TV film), Seinfeld (TV series, also co-creator, writer and executive producer, Won- American Comedy Award for Funniest Male Performer in a TV Series: 1992-1993, Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series-1993, Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series: 1994, 1996-1997, Golden Globe Award for Best Actor- Television Series Musical or Comedy-1993), The Marriage Ref (reality and panel show, also producer), and Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (talk show, also creator, host, and executive producer). He married Jessica Sklar in 1999. They have three children.
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