Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

• I know if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

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• I know God is real.

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• I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

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• I had to perform at the White House for the president, That’s always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

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• Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

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• For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

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• Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that’s a bonus, and if you don’t, you still won’t hate going to work.

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• Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

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• Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother – you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sure you’re not going to like it.

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• Between New York and LA, there’s 200 million people that aren’t hip, and they don’t want to be hip.

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• Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn’t tell their therapist.

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• My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this.

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Jeff Foxworthy (52)

Birth:	6th September, 1958
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian, Radio Personality, Television Personality

About

Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthy was born in Atlanta, Georgia, USA. He is an American stand-up comedian, television personality and radio personality. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, he has released six major-label comedy albums. His comedy albums list shown below: Games Rednecks Play (Grammy nomination for Best Spoken Comedy Album), and Totally Committed. He hosted a nationally syndicated radio show called The Foxworthy Countdown from April 1999 to December 2009. His role in television include: The Jeff Foxworthy Show (TV series), The American Bible Challenge (host, TV game show), and The American Baking Competition (host, reality competition TV series). He has written several books include: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem! (autobiography), and The Redneck Grill (cookbook).

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