Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

• People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I’m very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• Now, it’s true I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been givin’ me lately.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• Little girls love dolls. They just don’t love doll clothes. We’ve got four thousand dolls and ain’t one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• It’s hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’

  Jeff Foxworthy

• If men have a smell it’s usually an accident.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• I’ve been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I’ve got four more summers with her. I’m not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don’t want to give two or three more hours away.

  Jeff Foxworthy

• I really don’t require a whole lot in life.

  Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy (52)

Birth:	6th September, 1958
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian, Radio Personality, Television Personality

About

Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthy was born in Atlanta, Georgia, USA. He is an American stand-up comedian, television personality and radio personality. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, he has released six major-label comedy albums. His comedy albums list shown below: Games Rednecks Play (Grammy nomination for Best Spoken Comedy Album), and Totally Committed. He hosted a nationally syndicated radio show called The Foxworthy Countdown from April 1999 to December 2009. His role in television include: The Jeff Foxworthy Show (TV series), The American Bible Challenge (host, TV game show), and The American Baking Competition (host, reality competition TV series). He has written several books include: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem! (autobiography), and The Redneck Grill (cookbook).

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