Jarod Kintz Quotes

• Fear is like a car. Either you control it, or you let it paralyze you.

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• Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking it.

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• I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the foundation for my belief.

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• In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.

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• I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of taking away your freedoms.

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• Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.

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• I believe there are three tenants to live by in this apartment called Life: Love is empowering, Fear is motivating, and Passion is fruit.

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• I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet.

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• Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles.

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• Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.

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• Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night.

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• I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.

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• Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden.

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• Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.

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• I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.

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• Good friends are like appendages. It’s painful to lose one, and crippling to lose two or more.

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• Being a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep all to themselves.

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• My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.

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• It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.

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• A woman in a box—a great gift for the husband who has everything.

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Jarod Kintz (295)

Birth:	5th March, 1982
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Author

About

Jarod Ora Kintz was born in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA. He is an American author and humorist. He has written several books include: This Book is Not for Sale, I Want, It Occurred to Me, and Six Foot and Some Change.

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