Earl Wilson Quotes

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  If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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• The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

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• He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

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  Tags in Phone, Could

• Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

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  Tags in Ask, Matter

• A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking.

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  Tags in Vacation, Longer

• Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

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  Tags in Adolescence, Long

• Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

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  Tags in School, Come

• Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death.

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  Tags in Scared, Knows

• Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

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  Tags in Franklin, Invented

• Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

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  Topics in Family

  Tags in Back, Home, Place

• Middle Age – later than you think and sooner than you expect.

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  Tags in Middle, Sooner

• A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

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  Tags in Breakdown, Nervous

• Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

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  Tags in Nonchalance, Remain

• Isn’t it a shame that future generations can’t be here to see all the wonderful things we’re doing with their money?

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  Topics in Money

  Tags in Here, Shame

• Always remember, money isn’t everything – but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

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  Tags in Also, Nonsense

• A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

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  Tags in Ends, Tie

• Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

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  Tags in Call, Heard

• He’s an honest man – you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

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  Tags in Character

• One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

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  Tags in Molehills, Over

• Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.

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  Tags in Gossips, Gossip

Earl Wilson (29)

Birth:	2nd October, 1934
Death:	23rd April, 2005
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Baseball Player

About

Robert Earl Wilson was a professional baseball pitcher. He played all or part of eleven seasons in Major League Baseball the Boston Red Sox, Detroit Tigers and San Diego Padres, primarily as a starting pitcher. Wilson batted and threw right-handed. He was born in Ponchatoula, Louisiana.

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