I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said ‘Happy Birthday’ on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote ‘Jesus’ on it.
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. ‘Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.’
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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they’re very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they’re kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy.
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Birth: | 25th May, 1973 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian, Humorist, Screenwriter |
Demetri Martin was born in New York City, New York. He is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, and humorist. He graduated from Yale University in 1995. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin. In 2001, Martin caught his first big break in stand-up comedy when he appeared on Comedy Central's stand-up showcase Premium Blend. On September 2, 2007, he appeared on the season finale of the HBO series Flight of the Conchords. He played a small role in the 2011 film Contagion. On April 25, 2011, Martin released his first book, titled This Is a Book.
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