David Spade Quotes

• You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.

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  Tags in Audience

• There’s always something funny about men chasing women.

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  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Women

• Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it’s not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

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  Tags in Favorite

• Single guys get a bad rap.

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  Tags in Rap

• No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it’s too weird to sleep in too late.

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  Tags in Weird

• Most of the shows I want to do I’m not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

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  Tags in Figure

• I’ve had it where things didn’t go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

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  Topics in Movies

• I’ve got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

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  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Myself

• I’m like a Dilbert cartoon.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Like, Cartoon

• I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

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  Topics in Movies

  Tags in Kids

• I never dated much in high school or college.

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  Topics in College

  Tags in School

• I feel like I’ve got this anti-marriage thing, but it’s less that and more I’m overthinking it to get it right.

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  Tags in Like

• There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

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  Tags in Entertainment

• You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that’s depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

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  Topics in Truth

  Tags in Fun

• When I started I’d fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.

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  Topics in Country

• To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

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  Topics in Money, Work

  Tags in Employee

• To be famous and broke is hard.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Famous

• My career is just kind of crazy.

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  Tags in Career

• It’s so crazy in Hollywood.

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  Tags in Crazy

• It’s just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I’m sure I will, but I’m just trying to postpone it.

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  Tags in Good

David Spade (26)

Birth:	22nd July, 1964
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Television Presenter

About

David Wayne Spade is an American actor, comedian, and television personality. He is best known for his nasally and high pitched voice and his use of cutting and sarcastic one liners. He first became famous in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, and from 1997 until 2003 when he starred as Dennis Finch on Just Shoot Me!.

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