David Sedaris Quotes

• Faced with an exciting question, science tended to provide the dullest possible answer.

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• But I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.

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• There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

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• It is funny the things that run through your mind when you’re sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

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• Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.

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• When you read comic material and people aren’t laughing how do you know they’re listening.

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• When I look at a lot of older stuff that I’ve written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.

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• To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don’t see how that’s big news.

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• The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing.

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• Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.

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• I’ve always been very upfront about the way I write, and I’ve always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.

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• I’m not a reporter but the ‘New Yorker’ treats everyone like a reporter.

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• I think it’s important to take chances.

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• I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won’t be offended.

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• I sometimes read books on my iPad.

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• I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time.

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• I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.

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• I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine.

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• I don’t think my life is more interesting than anybody else’s.

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• I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.

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David Sedaris (66)

Birth:	26th December, 1956
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Author, Comedian, Humorist

About

David Raymond Sedaris is an American humorist, comedian, author and radio contributor nominated for a Grammy Award.
Sedaris has been described as 'the rock star of writers'. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "SantaLand Diaries".

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