David Cross Quotes

• Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm.

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• You can’t just yell jokes at people.

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• We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

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• There were a number of referendums in ’98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That’s very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.

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• The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

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• Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

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• Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

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• Occasionally I’ll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I’ll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they’re talking about and what they’re not talking about.

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• Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

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• My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

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• It’s not about trying to be funny all the time. It’s more of a document that hopefully is funny.

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• In New York there isn’t that weird palpable competitive thing where it’s friendly but everyone isn’t trying to top one another with jokes when you’re just hanging around.

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• I’ll think of the idea and then I’ll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

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• I’d be curious to find out, but I don’t think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

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• I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

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• I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

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• I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

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• I love Tinkle, it’s really the most fun I’ve had in years.

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• I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

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• I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

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David Cross (25)

Birth:	4th April, 1964
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian

About

David Cross was born in Atlanta, Georgia. He is an American stand-up comedian, actor and screenwriter, known primarily for his standup work, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show, and his role as Tobias Fünke in the sitcom Arrested Development. Cross formed the sketch comedy group "Cross Comedy" with 12 other performers, and they put on a new show every week. He performed at the alternative comedy club Un-Cabaret in Los Angeles. Cross continues to perform stand-up, in which he blends political commentary and satire. In 2004, Shut Up You Fucking Baby! was nominated for the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album.

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