Darynda Jones Quotes

• If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.

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• Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

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• Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

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• This place is like crazy on crackers.

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• Friends don’t let friends get killed by serial killers.

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• Life is not about finding yourself. It’s mostly about chocolate.

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• If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

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• Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don’t. So either way.

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• Let me express how much I don’t care on a scale from one to bite me.

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• Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

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• My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

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• If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

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• You can’t fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.

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• This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

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• There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders.

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• There comes a moment when you know you just aren’t going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.

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• Never trust a man with a penis.

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• I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

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• An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

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• If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

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Darynda Jones (28)

Birth:	1965
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Author, Novelist

About

Darynda Jones was born in Friona, Texas. She is an American author and novelist, the Charley Davidson series of paranormal romantic thrillers and a young adult series called The Darklight Trilogy. The manuscript of First Grave on the Right won the 2009 Golden Heart Award for Best Paranormal Romance from Romance Writers of America, an award for manuscripts by unpublished authors. Her book Third Grave Dead Ahead was on the New York Times best seller list.

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