Darynda Jones Quotes

• Never trust a man with a penis.

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• I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

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• An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

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  Tags in Friend

• There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

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  Topics in Humor

• I’d have a longer attention span if there weren’t so many shiny things.

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  Tags in Attention

• Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

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  Tags in Humorous

• Never knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.

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  Topics in Humor

• There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

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  Topics in Funny

Darynda Jones (28)

Birth:	1965
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Author, Novelist

About

Darynda Jones was born in Friona, Texas. She is an American author and novelist, the Charley Davidson series of paranormal romantic thrillers and a young adult series called The Darklight Trilogy. The manuscript of First Grave on the Right won the 2009 Golden Heart Award for Best Paranormal Romance from Romance Writers of America, an award for manuscripts by unpublished authors. Her book Third Grave Dead Ahead was on the New York Times best seller list.

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• 1622 - Moliere
• 1914 - Etty Hillesum
• 1970 - Will Oldham
• 1971 - Regina King
• 1945 - David Pleat

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• 1917 - William De Morgan
• 1982 - Red Smith
• 1983 - Meyer Lansky
• 1987 - Ray Bolger
• 1919 - Rosa Luxemburg