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• Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

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• I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny.

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• I don’t laugh out loud at comics a lot.

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• I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people – how they act and such.

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• I don’t write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

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• I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it’s so different from standup.

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• I get so into the moment.

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• I’m a late-night guy.

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• I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

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• cI like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

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• I’m always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

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• I’m shooting a pilot based on my show. It’s a one-camera show. I play myself.

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• I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up.

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• In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

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• I’ve lived in LA for so long, I don’t even know what is real and what isn’t any more.

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• If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

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• That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

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• Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

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• My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

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• Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He’ll come to a lot of my shows. It’s not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

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Dane Cook (22)

Birth:	18th March, 1972
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian

About

Dane Jeffrey Cook was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts. He is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. After graduating from high school, he studied graphic design in college as a back-up plan in case he did not achieve success in comedy. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks, and My Best Friend's Girl.

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