Dame Barbara Cartland Quotes

• I’ll keep going till my face falls off.

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• I answer 20,000 letters a year and so many couples are having problems because they are not getting the right proteins and vitamins.

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• At fifty you have the choice of keeping your face or your figure and it’s much better to keep your face.

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• A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.

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• A woman asking “Am I good? Am I satisfied?” is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

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• A woman should say: “Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?” If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

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• Among men, s*ex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in s*ex.

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• As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I’ll go on with my virgins.

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• France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.

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• I have always found women difficult. I don’t really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

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• The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

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• To sleep around is absolutely wrong for a woman; it’s degrading and it completely ruins her personality. Sooner or later it will destroy all that is feminine and beautiful and idealistic in her.

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• After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

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Dame Barbara Cartland (13)

Birth:	9th July, 1901
Death:	21st May, 2000
Nationality:	British
Profession:	Novelist

About

Barbara Cartland was an English author, one of the most prolific and commercially successful of the twentieth century. Her 723 novels were translated into 36 different languages, and she continues to be referenced in the Guinness World Records for the most novels published in a single year. As Barbara Cartland she is known for her numerous romantic novels, but she also wrote under her married name of Barbara McCorquodale.

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