Craig Kilborn Quotes

• The places I’ve worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

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  They’re saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.

   

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• The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he’s running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, ‘Four more vowels, four more vowels.’

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• Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.

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• President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, ‘I know you’re there, pick up, pick up.

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• People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

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• New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn’t know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.

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• John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, ‘What did I ever do to you?’

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• In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.

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• Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

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• Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush’s budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with ‘Hey, look over there, it’s Saddam Hussein.’

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• As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we’ll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

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• A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.

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Craig Kilborn (33)

Birth:	24th August, 1962
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Screenwriter, Talk Show Host, Television Producer

About

Craig Kilborn was born in Kansas City, Missouri. He is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, talk show host and TV producer. He was the original host of The Daily Show, a former anchor on ESPN's SportsCenter, and Tom Snyder's successor on CBS' The Late Late Show. He began his television career in California as the sports anchor for Monterey County's Fox affiliate KCBA in Salinas. Prior to KCBA, He was the CBA Savannah Spirits's play-by-play radio commentator in 1986 and 1987. He earned a bachelor's degree in theater arts and media from Montana State in 1984.

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