Craig Ferguson Quotes

• I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Politics

• I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Art

• After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Writing

• You know, your whole life you’re concerned about money for this and that. And then you don’t have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Concerned, About, Worry

• There’s just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what’s actually, physically, going on.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Things, Feel, Certain

• The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Woman, Married

• The truth is, you win the Lotto. That’s really how you have to approach it. You’re a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.

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  Topics in Truth

  Tags in Winner, Really

• The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Idea, Australian

• Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn’t Scotland’s fault. It was my circumstances. I was – I hate to say the word humbled – but that’s what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in People, Great, Thought

• Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Wanted, American

• I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Try, Live

• I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that’s just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don’t believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Children

  Tags in People, Believe, Something

• I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don’t know for sure.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Think, Difficult, Actually

• I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living – and earning a living.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Living, Comfortable

• I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Yourself, Hope, Artist

• Historically, when Americans don’t know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: ‘What am I going to do now? I’ll go to Paris!’

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in American, Historically

• I’m crazy. I know I’m crazy ’cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he’s very clever. He said, ‘You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.’ And I’m going to.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Crazy, Yourself, Cause

• I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I’m lost.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Interest, Lost

• I’m careful with money.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Money

  Tags in Careful

• I think I’m just someone that just tries to get by. I’m kind of – if it was during the Second World War, I’d be a black marketeer, I think.

  Craig Ferguson

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Think, Kind

Craig Ferguson (61)

Birth:	17th May, 1962
Nationality:	American, Scottish
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Film Director, Producer, Television Presenter, Writer

About

Craig Ferguson was born in Springburn, Glasgow. He is a Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, film director and producer. He was the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014. He began hosting the syndicated Celebrity Name Game in September 2014. He moved to the United States where he found success in the role of Nigel Wick on The Drew Carey Show. He has also written two books: Between the Bridge and the River, a novel, and American on Purpose, a memoir.

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