Craig Bruce Quotes

• You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

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• Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

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  Topics in Business

  Tags in Problem, Recently

• Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

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  Topics in Money

  Tags in People, Products

• Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

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  Tags in Invented, Double

• When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

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  Tags in Listening, Yourself

• When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

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  Tags in Finished, Looked

• When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

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  Tags in Trying, Search

• When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

  Craig Bruce

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  Tags in Good, Shooting, Idea

• When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let’s kill all the anarchists.

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  Tags in Anarchy, Declared

• Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

  Craig Bruce

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  Tags in Resource, Supply

• Think Tank, noun: The shower.

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  Tags in Think, Shower

• Things always look better when you haven’t seen them.

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  Tags in Things, Better

• The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

  Craig Bruce

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  Tags in World, Illusion

• The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

  Craig Bruce

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  Tags in Thought, Protect

• The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don’t.

  Craig Bruce

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  Tags in People, Actually, Things

• The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

  Craig Bruce

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Thing, Obscene

• The only people I’ve ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

  Craig Bruce

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in People, Saying, American, Disagree

• The entire universe is working against me. I can’t believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

  Craig Bruce

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Universe, Against

• The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place… is called genius.

  Craig Bruce

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  Tags in Difference, Understand

• Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

  Craig Bruce

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  Tags in Permanent, Problems

Craig Bruce (50)

Nationality:	Canadian
Profession:	Businessman, Computer Scientist

About

Craig Bruce is a Canadian Senior Software Developer at CubeWerx Inc., a small software company in Gatineau, Québec. He is also a partner in the company. He received Ph.D. in Computer Science from the University of Waterloo in 1998.

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