Craig Bruce Quotes

• When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let’s kill all the anarchists.

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• When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

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• When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

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• Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

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• Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

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• When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

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• When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

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• Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

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• You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

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• It’s hardware that makes a machine fast. It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.

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  Tags in Makes, Machine

Craig Bruce (50)

Nationality:	Canadian
Profession:	Businessman, Computer Scientist

About

Craig Bruce is a Canadian Senior Software Developer at CubeWerx Inc., a small software company in Gatineau, Québec. He is also a partner in the company. He received Ph.D. in Computer Science from the University of Waterloo in 1998.

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