Conan O'Brien Quotes

• In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber’ union.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in People, Moving, Union

• In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That’s right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, and whatever it is I have.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Help, President, Research

• If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

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  Tags in Juices, Gives

• Fish recognize a bad leader.

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  Tags in Recognize, Leader

• Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.

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  Tags in Contract, Timing

• During last night’s debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Think, Marriage, Political, Together

• CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, ‘It’s not so bad.’

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Crazy, Bad

• Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.

  Conan O'Brien

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  Tags in Toys, Distinguished

• Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Successful, Inspired, Politician

• A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Humor

  Tags in Women, Better

• Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California’s schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Arnold, Criticized, School

Conan O'Brien (31)

Birth:	18th April, 1963
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian, Producer, Screenwriter, Talk Show Host

About

Conan Christopher O'Brien was born in Brookline, Massachusetts. He is an American comedian,  producer, screenwriter and talk show host. He is best known for hosting several late-night talk shows; since 2010 he has hosted Conan on the cable channel TBS. He served as president of The Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University, and was a writer for the sketch comedy series Not Necessarily the News. O'Brien was a writer and producer for The Simpsons for two seasons until he was commissioned by NBC to take over David Letterman's position as host of Late Night in 1993.

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