Conan O'Brien Quotes

• There is nothing more liberating than having your worst fear realized.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Advice

• If you work really hard and you’re kind amazing things will happen

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Kindness, Work

  Tags in Thing

• Be nice to people and work really hard and i promise you amazing things will happen.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Nice, Happen, Hard

• Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, ‘Whatever you do, don’t tell Geraldo.’

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Time, Possible, Attack

• Tom Cruise’s attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin’s attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Story, Related, Going

• The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney’s friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said ‘Yes.’

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Fire, Confirmed, President

• The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he’d like to help, but he’s pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Government, Pretty, Time

• Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Expensive, Religious

• Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it’s 22 years later, and they still haven’t lost their virginity.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Actually, Movie, Realized

• Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Found, Talking, Scientists

• Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn’t in their neighborhood.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Republicans, American, Neighborhood

• President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn’t that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in President, Deal, Write

• President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Today, President, Attend

• Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Dating, Removed, Doctors

• Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn’t changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he’s started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Difference, Changed, Saying

• Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Inspirational

  Tags in Things, Exactly, Amazing

• Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn’t eligible for another fifteen years.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Another, Eligible

• John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don’t know what they’re doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Thing, Career, Friends

• In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn’t have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Trouble, Yesterday, Completely

• In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Improve, Primary

Conan O'Brien (31)

Birth:	18th April, 1963
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian, Producer, Screenwriter, Talk Show Host

About

Conan Christopher O'Brien was born in Brookline, Massachusetts. He is an American comedian,  producer, screenwriter and talk show host. He is best known for hosting several late-night talk shows; since 2010 he has hosted Conan on the cable channel TBS. He served as president of The Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University, and was a writer for the sketch comedy series Not Necessarily the News. O'Brien was a writer and producer for The Simpsons for two seasons until he was commissioned by NBC to take over David Letterman's position as host of Late Night in 1993.

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