Conan O'Brien Quotes

• Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn’t in their neighborhood.

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  Tags in Republicans, American, Neighborhood

• Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’

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  Tags in Expensive, Religious

• Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.

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  Tags in Found, Talking, Scientists

• Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it’s 22 years later, and they still haven’t lost their virginity.

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  Tags in Actually, Movie, Realized

• The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he’d like to help, but he’s pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.

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  Tags in Government, Pretty, Time

• The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney’s friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said ‘Yes.’

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  Tags in Fire, Confirmed, President

• Tom Cruise’s attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin’s attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

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  Tags in Story, Related, Going

• Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, ‘Whatever you do, don’t tell Geraldo.’

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  Tags in Time, Possible, Attack

• Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California’s schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

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  Tags in Arnold, Criticized, School
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  Be nice to people and work really hard and i promise you amazing things will happen.

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  Tags in Nice, Happen, Hard
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  If you work really hard and you’re kind amazing things will happen

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  Topics in Kindness, Work

  Tags in Thing

Conan O'Brien (31)

Birth:	18th April, 1963
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian, Producer, Screenwriter, Talk Show Host

About

Conan Christopher O'Brien was born in Brookline, Massachusetts. He is an American comedian,  producer, screenwriter and talk show host. He is best known for hosting several late-night talk shows; since 2010 he has hosted Conan on the cable channel TBS. He served as president of The Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University, and was a writer for the sketch comedy series Not Necessarily the News. O'Brien was a writer and producer for The Simpsons for two seasons until he was commissioned by NBC to take over David Letterman's position as host of Late Night in 1993.

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