Conan O'Brien Quotes

• There is nothing more liberating than having your worst fear realized.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Advice

• Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Inspirational

  Tags in Things, Exactly, Amazing

• A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Humor

  Tags in Women, Better

• Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Successful, Inspired, Politician

• During last night’s debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Think, Marriage, Political, Together

• Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Toys, Distinguished

• CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, ‘It’s not so bad.’

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Crazy, Bad

• If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Juices, Gives

• Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Contract, Timing

• Fish recognize a bad leader.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Recognize, Leader

• In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That’s right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, and whatever it is I have.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Help, President, Research

• In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn’t have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Trouble, Yesterday, Completely

• In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Improve, Primary

• John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don’t know what they’re doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Thing, Career, Friends

• Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn’t changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he’s started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Difference, Changed, Saying

• In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber’ union.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in People, Moving, Union

• Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn’t eligible for another fifteen years.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Another, Eligible

• Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Dating, Removed, Doctors

• President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn’t that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in President, Deal, Write

• President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.

  Conan O'Brien

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Today, President, Attend

Conan O'Brien (31)

Birth:	18th April, 1963
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Comedian, Producer, Screenwriter, Talk Show Host

About

Conan Christopher O'Brien was born in Brookline, Massachusetts. He is an American comedian,  producer, screenwriter and talk show host. He is best known for hosting several late-night talk shows; since 2010 he has hosted Conan on the cable channel TBS. He served as president of The Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University, and was a writer for the sketch comedy series Not Necessarily the News. O'Brien was a writer and producer for The Simpsons for two seasons until he was commissioned by NBC to take over David Letterman's position as host of Late Night in 1993.

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