Charlie Sheen Quotes

• I just didn’t believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

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  Tags in Else, Unique

• I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

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  Tags in Shameful, Wreck

• I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

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• I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

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  Tags in Tiger, Brain, Man

• I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, ‘I can’t process it’ well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Stupidity, Loser

• I don’t have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

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  Tags in Fits, Anymore

• I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen.

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• Here’s the good news. If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane.

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  Tags in Good News, News, Insane

• From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to ‘Sheen’s Korner’ … You’re either in my corner, or you’re with the trolls.

  Charlie Sheen

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  Tags in Troll, Brain

• For now, I’m just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Smoking, World, Lonely

• Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course.

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  Topics in Mistake

  Tags in Training, Instinctively, Fame

• Duh! So, we’re asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

  Charlie Sheen

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  Tags in Lines, Favorite, Brain

• Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn’t make you want to jump into that business.

  Charlie Sheen

  Topics in Business

  Tags in Almost Died, Making

• But you can’t focus on things that matter if all you’ve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

  Charlie Sheen

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Asleep, Focus

• Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

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  Tags in Winning, Losers

• As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

  Charlie Sheen

  Topics in Failure, Success

  Tags in Kids

• Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

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  Topics in Family

  Tags in Forever, Come

Charlie Sheen (57)

Birth:	3rd September, 1965
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor

About

Charlie Sheen was born in New York City. He is an American actor. Sheen rose to fame after a series of successful films such as Platoon, Lucas and Being John Malkovich. In the 2000s, Sheen became best known for his television roles. He replaced Michael J. Fox in Spin City and his performance earned him a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Television Series Musical or Comedy and then starred in Two and a Half Men which earned him several Golden Globe and Emmy Award nominations. In 2010, Sheen was the highest paid actor on television and earned US$1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men.

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