Charlie Sheen Quotes

• When friends asked me, Can we help? I’d say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

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• Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

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  Tags in Forever, Come

• I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns.

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  Tags in Dealing, Target, Deal

• I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, ‘I can’t process it’ well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

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  Tags in Stupidity, Loser

• For now, I’m just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

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  Tags in Smoking, World, Lonely

• The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

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  Tags in Press, Paramedic, Bread, Loaf

• You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

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  Tags in Hate, Live

• I’ve got mad energy for days. That’s what people can’t get their minds around. They say, ‘Oh, he’s going to crash.’ They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don’t fit into their little box.

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  Tags in Energy, Little

• As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

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  Topics in Failure, Success

  Tags in Kids

• I’m 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesn’t lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

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  Tags in Union, Shameful, Lie

• I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

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  Tags in Tiger, Brain, Man

• I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

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  Tags in Poetry, Man

• Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn’t make you want to jump into that business.

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  Topics in Business

  Tags in Almost Died, Making

• There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

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  Tags in World, Things, Important

• I’m tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

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  Tags in Different, Beat, Ignoring

• I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

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  Tags in Insane

• Here’s the good news. If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane.

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  Tags in Good News, News, Insane

• I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

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  Tags in Desperately, Instead

• There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

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  Tags in Role, Personal, Story, Places

• I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it.

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  Tags in Bring

Charlie Sheen (57)

Birth:	3rd September, 1965
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor

About

Charlie Sheen was born in New York City. He is an American actor. Sheen rose to fame after a series of successful films such as Platoon, Lucas and Being John Malkovich. In the 2000s, Sheen became best known for his television roles. He replaced Michael J. Fox in Spin City and his performance earned him a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Television Series Musical or Comedy and then starred in Two and a Half Men which earned him several Golden Globe and Emmy Award nominations. In 2010, Sheen was the highest paid actor on television and earned US$1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men.

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