Brad Garrett Quotes

• Humor is healing.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Humor

• But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it’s not funny. There’s no conflict.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Believe

• I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Life, Love

  Tags in Women

• It’s all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Life

  Tags in Left

• I would probably be a teacher if I weren’t a comedian.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Teacher, Comedian

• My whole life, I’ve been telling jokes.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Life

  Tags in Jokes

• There’s a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Black, Inside

• It’s fun to play people who are flawed.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Fun, Play

• I think we love watching people that are flawed because we’re all flawed.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Love

• I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Life

• We don’t take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Care

• I’m the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I’m just that type of guy but that’s my fuel. I work well with pressure.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Work

  Tags in Guy, Order

• Broadway was without doubt the hardest I ever worked in my life and the highest highs I’ve ever had as an actor. The unadulterated fear was on a level that was hard to explain.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Fear, Life

• You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Life, Smile

  Tags in Happiness

• I believe it’s a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Marriage, Believe

• I think as any artist you always want to grow; you always want to get better.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Better, Artist

• I feel very, very grateful. I’m a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have this group of writers, directors, and actors that just gel, and it seems to literally be happening more and more.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Luck

  Tags in Grateful, Group

• I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Love

  Tags in Moment

• I think I’m better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I’m easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Love

  Tags in Better

• It’s like whether you’re in a huge movie or you’ve just recorded an incredible album you’ve got to do the next thing, and that’s part of being an artist.

  Brad Garrett

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Artist, Whether

Brad Garrett (21)

Birth:	14th April, 1960
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Comedian, Poker, Television Producer

About

Brad Garrett was born in Woodland Hills, California. He is an American actor and stand-up comedian. He has appeared in numerous television and film roles. Garrett was initially successful as a stand-up comedian in the early 1980s. Taking advantage of that success in the late 1980s, Garrett began appearing in television and film, in minor and guest roles. His first major role was Robert Barone on the CBS series Everybody Loves Raymond. Garrett's film roles include Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World, Stuart Little 2, Finding Nemo, Garfield, The Amateurs, The Pacifier, Night at the Museum, Ratatouille, Tangled, and Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil. Garrett has won three Primetime Emmy Awards, with three other nominations. Garrett is still prominent within stand-up comedy and is also a professional poker player.

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