Bill Maher Quotes

• Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Pool, Fame, Number

• Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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  Tags in Sin

• Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Curious

• Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

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  Topics in Politics

  Tags in Class, Heroism, Heroes, Clinton

• A lot of good has come from drugs. I think ‘Penny Lane’ is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn’t even be born if it weren’t for that album, so it evens out.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Worth, Penny, Moon

• Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Women, Getting, Relationships

• The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

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  Topics in Religion

• Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.

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  Topics in Religion

• Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit.”

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  Topics in Death, God

  Tags in Suicide, Fire

• Abstinence is a perversion.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Abstinence

Bill Maher (50)

Birth:	20th January, 1956
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Author, Comedian, Commentator, Producer, Screenwriter, Television Presenter

About

Bill Maher  is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, satirist, author, and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.

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