Bill Maher Quotes

• Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

  Bill Maher

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  Tags in Faith, Admired

• If Barack Obama can call a basketball player for coming out of the closet, he should thank that guy in Cleveland for getting 3 women out of a dungeon.

  Bill Maher

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  Tags in Getting, Dungeons, Women

• We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red body suit with a pitchfork.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Fear

  Tags in Change, Different

• To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I agree.’

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  Tags in Actually, License

• I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics

• Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics

• The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics

• I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics

• You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

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  Tags in Humour

• Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the “will of the people” goes out the window.

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  Tags in Suddenly, Goes, Gay

• When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

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  Tags in Rest, Clear

• What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Democracy

  Tags in Republican

• We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Politics

  Tags in Overrun, Conformists, Sheep

• We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

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  Tags in Responsibility

• We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That’s cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it’s not cowardly.

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  Topics in Fear

  Tags in Building, Cowards, Stupidity

• We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.

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  Tags in Justified, Unenlightened, Thinking

• To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

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  Tags in Friends, Far

• This is a ridiculous heat wave we’re in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Age, Love

  Tags in Said, Reading, Book

• This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

  Bill Maher

  Tags in Privacy, Constitution

• Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

  Bill Maher

  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Liberty, Negotiation, Restraint, Burglar, Home, Freedom

Bill Maher (50)

Birth:	20th January, 1956
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Author, Comedian, Commentator, Producer, Screenwriter, Television Presenter

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Bill Maher  is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, satirist, author, and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.

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