Bauvard Quotes

• Sometimes I wonder what happened to great speeches, but then I turn on the TV and I’m in wonder at how good my candidate looks.

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  Tags in Speeches

• Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.

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  Tags in Women

• The masses read with their stomachs.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Reading

• If the best of friends are those who reflect you, nothing helps your popularity like being secluded in a house of mirrors.

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  Topics in Friendship

• An anniversary is the perfect time to celebrate all the missed opportunities to correct a mistake, and even take vows to renew it.

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  Topics in Love

• When a person encounters his own statue and takes a hammer to it, performance art adds depth to greatness.

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  Topics in Art

• Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.

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  Tags in Science

• Art always makes life seem so artificial.

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  Topics in Art

• The argument from design is hopelessly flawed. Building cathedrals from the top down would provide much better evidence.

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  Topics in God

• A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas.

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  Topics in Love

• I prefer a huge tome to a sharp epigram: only blunt words can hurt dull people.

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  Tags in Books

• I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.

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  Tags in Books

• When cultivating your garden, you must keep the soil healthy with encroachers.

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  Tags in Happiness

• Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they’ll wake up with a smile on their face.

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  Tags in Happiness

• Logician: a mathematician who can’t count posing as a philosopher who can’t moralize.

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  Topics in Uncategorized

  Tags in Philosophy

• I had a lot of ambition for love, but I decided it was time to stop being needy. Now that I’m lazy I’ve never been more successful.

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  Topics in Funny, Success

• People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.

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  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Freedom

• A good quote should inspire individuals to go lower the world’s population one person at a time.

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  Topics in Funny

  Tags in Inspiration

• If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.

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  Topics in Humor

  Tags in Women

• Look into your heart and ask yourself, what would you die for?” “I don’t know. There’s really no reason for it, with modern science as advanced as it is.

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  Topics in Death, Funny

  Tags in Science

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