Bam Margera Quotes

• I’m Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad’s butt all day today.

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• I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

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• Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.

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• I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing – so ever since then, I don’t play video games any more.

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• I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

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• It’s definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people’s houses and watching play me as I walk in – that’s actually happened a few times and that’s so weird. It’s like, ‘Dude, you’re playing me right now.’ It was too weird.

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• Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.

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• When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.

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• Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them.

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• The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new ‘Jackass’ movie, I know that I’m going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don’t know when it’s going to happen, but you can’t contemplate how you’re going to fall and what’s going to happen.

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• These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they’re both going in the ground soon!

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• It’s kinda all about image.

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• The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I’m not running a business at the house. It’s just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don’t have offices set up at my house, and that’s what the township thinks.

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• Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

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• One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

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• Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.

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• My uncle is so funny – Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it’s just full-blown jibber-jabber. It’s so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can’t understand him.

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• Life’s philosophy, hm… I just say, ‘Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.’

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• I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.

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• I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

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Bam Margera (27)

Birth:	28th September, 1979
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actor, Radio Personality, Skateboarder, Television Presenter

About

Brandon Cole Bam Margera is an American professional skateboarder, television and radio personality, actor and daredevil. He released a series of videos under the CKY banner and came to prominence after being drafted into MTV's Jackass crew. He has since appeared in MTV's Viva La Bam and Bam's Unholy Union, all three Jackass movies, and Haggard and Minghags, both of which he co-wrote and directed. Margera was born in West Chester, Pennsylvania, to Phil and April Margera. He is the younger brother of Jess Margera and nephew of Vincent Margera. His grandfather nicknamed him Bam at the age of three after his habit of running into walls. He attended East High School and cites friend Chris Raab as his only reason for attending high school.

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