April Winchell Quotes

• Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I’m not sure why I’m so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I’ve eaten in the last two and a half weeks.

  April Winchell

• The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.

  April Winchell

• Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

  April Winchell

• Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

  April Winchell

• My bedspread isn’t washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I’ll have to throw it out.

  April Winchell

• Like every aspect of cancer I’ve weathered thus far, today’s experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

  April Winchell

• Let’s stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

  April Winchell

• I’d like to run for office someday, but I’m afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

  April Winchell

• I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.

  April Winchell

• I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

  April Winchell

• I never have anything to talk about.

  April Winchell

• I know you aren’t supposed to speak ill of the dead.

  April Winchell

• I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

  April Winchell

• I had glow in the dark bands made up and I’ve given away a ton of them.

  April Winchell

• I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

  April Winchell

• I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

  April Winchell

• I am severely distracted these days. It’s hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

  April Winchell

• I always like to get local music when I’m in another country.

  April Winchell

April Winchell (18)

Birth:	4th January, 1960
Nationality:	American
Profession:	Actress, Commentator, Radio Presenter, Voice Artist, Writer

About

April Terri Winchell is an American actress, writer, voice actress, talk radio host, and commentator. She was born in New York City, the daughter of ventriloquist, voice actor and comedian Paul Winchell. Winchell's current projects include the role of Sylvia in Wander Over Yonder, a Disney animated series featuring Jack McBrayer in the title role. As a voice actress, she has been heard in hundreds of animated television programs, such as Goof Troop, Robot and Monster, Phineas & Ferb, Pucca, Kim Possible, Recess, Disney's House of Mouse and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Bonkers, Pepper Ann, The Legend of Tarzan and 101 Dalmatians: The Series, SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron. Besides her many contributions to radio advertising as a performer, writer and director, Winchell also hosted a radio talk show program on KFI, a Los Angeles radio station.

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