If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written.
Eoin Colfer Quotes
All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
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| Birth: | 14th May, 1965 |
| Nationality: | Irish |
| Profession: | Writer |
About
Eoin Colfer is an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. His novels have been compared to the works of J. K. Rowling.
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