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Jonathan Culver Quotes
On this moment Huey’s balls grew three sizes. By Huey’s estimates, this made them inhumanly enormous. Ginormous even. In Spanish, the word for testicles is “juevos”. This is also the word for eggs. On this moment, Huey’s juevos were hard boiled.
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| Birth: | 7th December, 1984 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Author |
About
Jonathan Culver moved throughout the midwest before settling down in Bogard, Missouri in 1994 and later in nearby Carrollton, Missouri in 2002. He published his first novel, "Huey Lambert's Walking Nuclear Circus", in 2008. He was a co-founder of the Warrensburg, Missouri chapter of the Secular Student Alliance in 2010, has worked as a member of the comedy troupe "Tyrannosaurus Beat Box" since 2008, and was the founder of the "Save Camp Zoe" movement in 2010.
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