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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
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David Sedaris (66)
Birth: | 26th December, 1956 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Author, Comedian, Humorist |
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David Raymond Sedaris is an American humorist, comedian, author and radio contributor nominated for a Grammy Award.
Sedaris has been described as 'the rock star of writers'. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "SantaLand Diaries".
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