Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.
David Sedaris Quotes
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
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| Birth: | 26th December, 1956 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Author, Comedian, Humorist |
About
David Raymond Sedaris is an American humorist, comedian, author and radio contributor nominated for a Grammy Award.
Sedaris has been described as 'the rock star of writers'. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "SantaLand Diaries".
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