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Demetri Martin Quotes
For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, 'Oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.'
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| Birth: | 25th May, 1973 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Actor, Comedian, Humorist, Screenwriter |
About
Demetri Martin was born in New York City, New York. He is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, and humorist. He graduated from Yale University in 1995. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin. In 2001, Martin caught his first big break in stand-up comedy when he appeared on Comedy Central's stand-up showcase Premium Blend. On September 2, 2007, he appeared on the season finale of the HBO series Flight of the Conchords. He played a small role in the 2011 film Contagion. On April 25, 2011, Martin released his first book, titled This Is a Book.
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