Always tell your problems to people who don’t like you. They’re the only ones who want to hear them.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
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