I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form.
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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
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Birth: | 27th January, 1969 |
Nationality: | American |
Profession: | Actor, Comedian, Writer |
Oswalt was named after General George S. Patton. While a military brat, he later lived in Ohio and Tustin, California, before settling in Sterling, Virginia. He is a 1987 graduate of Broad Run High School in Ashburn, Virginia and subsequently graduated from the College of William and Mary, where he majored in English and was initiated into the Alpha Theta Chapter of the Phi Kappa Tau Fraternity.
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