You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers… I don’t remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, ’cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
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| Birth: | 6th September, 1958 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Comedian, Radio Personality, Television Personality |
About
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthy was born in Atlanta, Georgia, USA. He is an American stand-up comedian, television personality and radio personality. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, he has released six major-label comedy albums. His comedy albums list shown below: Games Rednecks Play (Grammy nomination for Best Spoken Comedy Album), and Totally Committed. He hosted a nationally syndicated radio show called The Foxworthy Countdown from April 1999 to December 2009. His role in television include: The Jeff Foxworthy Show (TV series), The American Bible Challenge (host, TV game show), and The American Baking Competition (host, reality competition TV series). He has written several books include: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem! (autobiography), and The Redneck Grill (cookbook).
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