Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
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| Birth: | 16th March, 1906 |
| Death: | 24th February, 1998 |
| Nationality: | American |
| Profession: | Comedian, Violinist |
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Henry "Henny" Youngman was born in London, England. He was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His role in several films include: A Wave, a WAC and a Marine, The Gore Gore Girls, Silent Movie, Amazon Women on the Moon, and Goodfellas.
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